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Sunday, July 20, 2008

A dream of nudity

The kind of dream where you wake up at 7:30 on a Sunday morning because you have to write it down -

Topdrop and Maja and I are sitting in a cheap bad greasy spoon style french food dinner restaurant. Maja and I are having a fine ol' time and a silly conversation. She's baiting me about being a prude. We leave the restaurant. We are not thrown out, but the staff is grumpy with us for being very loud in our conversation, or possibly due to Maja's nakedness. Of which, as can only be in a dream, she blinks in and out of. During the walk away from the restaurant Maja makes some sort of comment about my prudishness to which I respond to by taking off my top. I hand my top to Maja. Then she starts running. It panics me and as a duo we run into a very old Irish man (talk lanky red haired, body type very similar to the character Michael O'Sullivan, actor David Kelly, from Waking Ned Devine). He was walking in front of us and he turned and was so startled by my naked chest (and possibly maja's nakedness) he runs away, scared or perhaps terrified of the breasts.

Maja takes pursuit, to apologize I think, though that was unclear. I race after her, as she has my shirt. When we enter a bar where Maja is stopped and screamed at by one of the patrons about the nudity. I turn and run back out of the bar and back into the street where I jump into the arms of Topdrop and simply want to die. Topdrop is comforting and gives me his jacket to wear. I don the jacket and go into the bar where the Nedish fellow is calming down in the corner and Maja is now talking calmly with the barmaid. She was now wearing clothing. She tells me, "I was just explaining about everything" and the bar maid looks me in the eye and says, "So you're ?" My eyes bug out and Maja explains, "She asked for our names!" To which I very loudly thought, SO YOU GAVE HER MINE?! and then I promptly woke up.

This is the kind of dream where after waking up, even though the trouble you're in is over by virtue of it's non-reality, you then figure your way out. I decided I would have shifted the situation, but down playing the nudity as rather then perversion, a very silly and stupid bet, apologize to everyone, while not offering them anything (because as my addled early morning brain knew, if I had said I'd do something to make it up I would have ended up with very bad consequences).

A strange dream. And Maja was there and Topdrop was there and frankly I thought all the nudity made it blog worthy. Why not?